April Fools '01


(Just as a note, ladies and gentlemen. This post was made on April 1st for good reason. It's a joke. There are no half-breeds in Earthdawn® 2nd Edition. As tempting as it is to have New York Cabby Cavalrymen, it's only humor.)

Half-bloods in Earthdawn

In Earthdawn® 2nd Edition, there will be the possibilities of half-breed Name-giver races. Here is a brief overview of what they are:

Helf
A cross between a human and an elf. They receive a +1 to their Charisma attribute, and a -15 to their Originality.

Oompaloompa
A cross between a human and a dwarf. They receive a bonus of +3 to their Toughness, and a -4 to their Charisma. They also receive the racial ability of unspoken Taunt, that effects everything in line of sight.

New York Cabby
A cross between a human and an ork. They receive a +3 to their Toughness, as well as +4 Steps to Charisma for the purposes of Taunt.

Woo'kee
A cross between a human and a troll. They suffer a -4 to Perception and Charisma, but gain the racial ability to MU*. In addition, they receive the racial ability to conceal their identity.

Hen'stridge
A cross between a human and a t'skrang. They receive a +5 to their Charisma, though they have to eat their mate. They do get a sequel, though.

Goth
A cross between an elf and a dwarf. Goths receive a +4 to Charisma, but suffer from severe self loathing. Horrors don't mark them.

Elk
A cross between an elf and an ork. Restricted to riding reindeer.

Nar'cissist
A cross between an elf and a t'skrang. They gain +6 steps to Charisma when socially challenging themselves.

Kinneson
A cross between a dwarf and an ork. They receive +5 steps to Taunt.

Gimp
A cross between a dwarf and a troll. They gain a +5 to Toughness, and take a -5 to Strength. They also can't wear anything heavier than leather.

Frog
A cross between a dwarf and a t'skrang. They tend to all like the same beer.

Khan's Lut
A cross between an ork and a troll. They receive a +5 to Toughness, and suffer a -5 to Charisma.

Alligator
A cross between an ork and a t'skrang. Yes, like the reptile.

Giant Alligator
A cross between a troll and a t'skrang. They gain the racial ability to live in any size sewer.

Elf + Troll
A sport in the highlands.

Windling + Anything but Windling
Painful for Windling.

Obisidman + Anything
Bad idea.


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